Who Has Two Thumbs, A Body Full Of Stripper Juice, And Can Win The NFC East With A Win Today???

 

Dwayne Mf'ing Haskins!!!

That's all it takes today, a win over the 4-10 Carolina Panthers. That's it. And then our Washington football team, the Washington Football Team WINS THE DIVISION!!!!

It won't be the easiest game- Terry McLaurin is out. Huge loss. But I feel good. Nay, I feel GREAT. I liked how Haskins looked in the second half last week. Don't forget- he played well. Then he went to the strip club. Sorry, no, retract that. He brought the strip club to him. But that's all water under the bridge now. None of that matters! Win and we're in. It's Haskins time to shine. This could be awesome. Or we could get Dan Snyder'd. But I'd rather think positive. Good vibes only. Haskins SZN. NFC East Title. Playoffs. HTTWFT.

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